Humorous State Mottos

 Alabama : Hell Yes, We Have  Electricity
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 Alaska : 11,623 Eskimos Can’t Be  Wrong!
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 Arizona : But It’s A Dry Heat
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 Arkansas: Literacy Ain’t Everything
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 California : By 30, Our Women Have More  Plastic Than Your Honda
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 Colorado : If You Don’t Ski, Don’t Bother
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 Connecticut : Like Massachusetts, Only  The Kennedy’s Don’t Own It yet
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 Delaware : We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water
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 Florida : Ask Us About Our  Grandkids
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 Georgia : We Put The “Fun” In  Fundamentalist Extremism
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 Hawaii :  Haka Tiki Mou Sha’ami Leeki Toru (Death To Mainland  Scum,
Leave Your Money)
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 Idaho : More Than Just  Potatoes…Well, Okay, We’re Not, But The
Potatoes Sure Are Real Good
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 Illinois : Please Don’t  Pronounce the “S”
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 Indiana : 2 Billion Years  Tidal Wave Free
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 Iowa : We Do Amazing Things  With Corn
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 Kansas : First Of The Rectangle  States
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 Kentucky : Five Million People;  Fifteen Last Names
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 Louisiana:  We’re Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That’s Our Tourism Campaign
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 Maine: We’re Really Cold,  But We Have Cheap Lobster
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 Maryland :  If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It
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 Massachusetts : Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden’s (For Most Tax Brackets)
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 Michigan : First Line Of  Defense From The Canadians
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 Minnesota :  10,000 Lakes…And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes
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 Mississippi : Come And  Feel Better About Your Own State
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 Missouri : Your Federal  Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work
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 Montana : Land Of The Big  Sky, The Unabomber, Right-wing Crazies,
and Very Little Else
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 Nebraska : Ask About Our  State Motto Contest
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 Nevada : Hookers  and Poker!
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 New Hampshire : Go Away And Leave Us  Alone
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 New Jersey : You Want A  ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto  Right here!
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 New Mexico : Lizards Make  Excellent Pets
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 New York : You Have  The Right To Remain Silent, You Have The Right
To An Attorney…
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 North Carolina : Tobacco  Is A Vegetable
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 North Dakota : We  Really Are One Of The 50 States!
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 Ohio:  At Least We’re Not Michigan
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 Oklahoma : Like  The Play, Only No Singing
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 Oregon :  Spotted Owl…It’s What’s For Dinner
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 Pennsylvania : Cook With Coal
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 Rhode  Island: We’re Not REALLY An Island
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 South Carolina : Remember The Civil War? We Didn’t Actually Surrender
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 South Dakota : Closer Than  North Dakota
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 Tennessee : The Educashun State
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 Texas : SÎ, Hablo Ingles
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 Utah : Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus
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 Vermont : Yep
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 Virginia  : Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don’t Mix?
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 Washington : We have more  rain than you do
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 Washington , D.C. :  Wanna Be Mayor?
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 West Virginia : One Big  Happy Family…Really!
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 Wisconsin : Come  Cut The Cheese
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 Wyoming : Where Men Are  Men…And The Sheep Are Scared

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